i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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