We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
