So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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