Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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