Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
you would pick up someone in the library
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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