So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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