Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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