In the future we'll all be gay
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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