His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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