So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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