I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
