So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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