He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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