I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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