You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Randomize
