now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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