It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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