i jhust puked up my retainher.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Randomize
