I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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