Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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