The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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