I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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