who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Randomize
