I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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