I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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