My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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