did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I am naked and annoyed.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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