Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Randomize
