Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You're a waste of cheezeits
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
