jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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