question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
now i know why i became what i already was.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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