The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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