Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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