he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Is Oprah even human
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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