Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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