Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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