glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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