I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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