I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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