no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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