So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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