thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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