meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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