What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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