Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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