Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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