I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
we should paint friendship bongs
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