Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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