I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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