i can't believe i had my finger in that
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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